Inconceivable

The receptionist came to my boss and asked both of our names to be shorten because she couldn't fit them in the business card. My manager decided to change his from 4 to 3 words and altered "Leader" to "Manager". I had 6 words (the longest in the Alliance) which I never managed to remember 95% of the time and now 他大筆一揮， I am Traffic Optimisation Manager!! :o :o :o

Who do I manage? The hardest person - Me :p

莫名其妙，陰錯陽差，就升官了！！偷笑偷笑！！暗爽暗爽 :D :D
不過我名片不太敢拿出去，怕會被人吐口水吐死！！
Inexplicable!! Inconceivable!! I was promoted!!
However, I still don't dare to give out my business card, because I am afraid that they are going to spit on me....:p