Wooden Spoons

In order to honor the wooden spoons they gave me, I had to buy her this T-shirt before she goes to Australia with him. Wooden Spoons? :o Yes, three of them! I was awarded them for being utterly STIRRING! :p

The T-shirt said,
" I support Two Teams, New Zealand and anyone playing Australia"

I was going to get her the other one, except it only comes with children size,

"When I grow up my Dad says I can do what I want ... except play for Australia"

I was tempting to cross out the "Play" and write "Marry". TOO STIRRING? Nah! I have to make the best of my wooden spoons and live up to my reputation!