Section Christmas Party

I didn't expect Waiheke would be such a nostalgic place for me. The emotion was so overwhelming that I barely sustained myself. Fortunately, ppl were so into their X'mas joyful mood and no one seemed to mind/notice/care my quietness. The vineyard was further into the island, which helped a lot to get over my pathetic sentimentality. I quickly tucked myself into the shimmering valley of beautiful olive groves, grapevines, ambience, unlimited alcohol supply, hot/attractive waitress and croquet.

The weather was perfect and everything seemed to be so much funnier at the time. I remember that everyone was laughing at the most trivial things for the entire afternoon. Must be the alcohol!!

Richard Fish award - Who has been the biggest perve this year? The nomination are:

• J for txting S (a guy) using C's phone "You are so hot without your cloth on!"
• J for txting Anita, "Like the stars in the skies, your eyes lit up the universe. Like the milky way in the universe, you're the most mysterious creature on earth."
• J for asking Anita "What is your hourly charging rate on K'd Rd?"

The work/life balance award - For the person who achieved the impossible.
"The winner is... Anita for all the extracurricular activities she is doing!"
"On K'd Road!!" Someone shouted out!
"No! OFF K'd Road" Someone else corrected it.
"^$%*$^%&..." What can I say, except taking my shot!

P.S. Trust me! It was much funnier at the time.